"If they take my stapler then I'll-- I'll have to-- I'll set the building on fire."
Posted on 08/08/2010 5:22:13 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
Ten signs it’s time to leave your job:
1. Your wife takes the kids on vacation to Spain and you don’t get to go.
2. You’d like to play golf more but people are starting to complain about it.
3. The food at work is OK, but you’d really rather go out for a cheeseburger.
4. You didn’t think you’d have to quit smoking, but there’s just no way to sneak out to light up.
5. The woman who wanted your job is still mad that she didn’t get it, and deep down you just know she’s plotting something.
6. You really don’t know what you’re doing.
7. Everybody is starting to figure out that the guy who had your job before you was waaaay better at it than you.
8. The guy they got to stand in for you when your out is a real joke.
9. Your boss has already decided to fire you and is just waiting for the right time to come, and you know that will happen in a couple of years.
10. If they find out that you are an illegal immigrant you could get in real trouble.
11. You can’t find your red Swingline.
"If they take my stapler then I'll-- I'll have to-- I'll set the building on fire."
(everyone) "You should switch fields."
/Airplane! joke
No fooling, where I live the closest community is 50 miles further where I could possibly approach what I make close to home.
Here is the reality, millions hate their job, but will do anything to keep it, there is no jobs available and its not worth leaving what you do have unless its a job that is literally killing you.
Ten signs it’s time to leave your job:
1. Your wife takes the kids on vacation to Spain and you don’t get to go.
2. You’d like to play golf more but people are starting to complain about it.
3. The food at work is OK, but you’d really rather go out for a cheeseburger.
4. You didn’t think you’d have to quit smoking, but there’s just no way to sneak out to light up.
5. The woman who wanted your job is still mad that she didn’t get it, and deep down you just know she’s plotting something.
6. You really don’t know what you’re doing.
7. Everybody is starting to figure out that the guy who had your job before you was waaaay better at it than you.
8. The guy they got to stand in for you when your out is a real joke.
9. Your boss has already decided to fire you and is just waiting for the right time to come, and you know that will happen in a couple of years.
10. If they find out that you are an illegal immigrant you could get in real trouble.
(Post of the day!)
Anyone who cannot figure “who” this person could be must be an obot.
My last day of work is this Friday and then I’ll be entering the world of the retired. I look forward to those nice long sleep-filled mornings.
Ya Gotta Love Don Rickles!
Hello, dummies! Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?
Seriously, Senator Reid has a face of a Saint - A Saint Bernard. Now I know why they call you the arithmetic man. You add partisanship, subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply ignorance. Reid is so physically unimposing, he makes Pee Wee Herman look like Mr. T. And Reid’s so dumb, he makes Speaker Pelosi look like an intellectual. Nevada is soooo scr ewed! If I were less polite, I’d say Reid makes Kevin Federline look successful.
Speaking of the Speaker ... Nancy Pelosi, hubba, hubba! Hey baby, you must’ve been something before electricity.Seriously, the Speaker may look like an idiot and talks like an idiot but don’t let that fool you. She really is an idiot.
Charlie Rangel ... still alive and still robbing the taxpayers blind. What does that make, six decades of theft?Rangel’s the only man with a rent-controlled mansion. He’s the guy who writes our tax laws but forgot to pay taxes on $75 grand in rental income! So why isn’t he the Treasury Secretary? Rangel runs more scams than a Nigerian Banker.
Barney Frank ... he’s a better actor than Fred Flintstone. Consider that he and Dodd caused the whole fi nancial meltdown, and they’re not only not serving time with Bubba and Rodney, they’re still heading up the financial system!
Let’s all admit it ... Barney Frank slobbers more than a sheepdog on Novocain.. How did this guy get elected? Oh, that’s right ... he’s from Massachusetts . That’s the state that elects Mr. Charisma, John Kerry — man of the people!
You know, if Senator Dodd were any more crooked, you could open wine bottles with him. Here’s a news flash, Dodd: when your local newspaper calls you a “lying weasel,” it may be time to retire. Dodd’s involved in more shady deals than the Clintons . Even Rangel looks up to him!
Press Secretary Robert Gibbs, I really respect you ... especially given your upbringing ~ All you’ve overcome. I heard your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory. I don’t know what makes you so dumb, but it really works for you. Personally, I don’t think you’re a fool, but what’s my opinion compared to that of thousands of others?
As for President Obama, what can I say? They say President Obama’s arrogant and aloof, but I don’t agree.
Now it’s true when you enter the room, you have to kiss his ring. I don’t mind, but he has it in his back pocket.
His mind is open to new ideas — so open that ideas simply pass through it. Obama lies so much, I was actually surprised to find out his first name really was Barack.
Just don’t ask about his middle name! But Obama was able to set a record ... he actually lied more in 60 days than Bill Clinton.
FOR THOSE THAT VOTED FOR “HOPE AND CHANGE”.....
BEND OVER AND PREPARE TO RECEIVE YOUR BOUNTY!
President Obama just completed the UNHOLY and ANTI-AMERICAN TRIFECTA:
- 1st president in 110 years to miss the annual Army-Navy Football Game.
- 1st president to not attend any Christmas religious observance.
- 1st president to stay on vacation after a terrorist attack.
- 1st president not observe a national day of prayer so he would not offend his muslim brothers.
- 1st president born in another country and still get away with being president.
- 1st president to work harder to destroy America than any in history, by bankrupting it.
AND ALL IN HIS FIRST YEAR! WHAT A GREAT PRESIDENT.
DON’T YOU JUST LOVE BEING IN A SOCIALIST NATION LIVING UNDER ALL THOSE LIBERALS TERRORISTS????
Somehow I don’t think this is from Don Rickles.
11. You win a Noble Prize for nothing.
Excellent!
This must be aimed at ladder-climbing brown-nosers who ooze their way to the top. We are losing the middle class and becoming a nation of elites and “riff-raff”.
bump
I have done the rotating shift work. It really sucked ! It was a blessing in disguise to get pulled off from that position. Why ? Someone complained I was nodding off during the night shift. I will not take a job where I have to work overnight shift unless it is a “last resort” job !
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