ok i’m done.
I'm just warming up.
A guy walks into the bar around 9:45 PM and sits down next to a blonde staring up at the TV. The 10:00 news soon came on and featured the story of a man on the ledge of a large building who was preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the guy and says, “Do you think he’ll jump?”
The guy says, “You know, I bet he’ll jump.”
The blonde replies, “Well, I bet he won’t.”
Hearing this, the guy places a twenty-dollar bill on the bar and says, “You’re on!”
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building and fell to his death.
The blonde was upset, but willingly handed her twenty dollars over, saying, “Fair’s fair; here’s your money.”
The guy smiles and then replies, “I’m afraid I can’t really take it. You see, I watched the news at five PM and knew he’d jump.”
“Oh, I did, too, “the blond replied. “I just didn’t think he’d do it again.”
What did the blonde say when the doctor told her she was pregnant?
Are you sure it’s mine?