If anyone is interested, I am selling a highlight reel of my best moments this year. I take paypal. You will get the following moments:
* me juggling the soap in the shower and actually catching it.
* some hot chick asking me questions at the hardware store thinking I worked there
* me throwing 7 different wads of paper at the trash can and actually making it
* Me catching two Sockeye Salmon with one hook
You have more accomplishments right there than all of Congress put together.
I can believe catching 2 Sockeye Salmon with 1 hook but, a hot chick asking you questions? That’s stretching it.