She's had a lot of work done.
Posted on 07/29/2010 6:53:36 PM PDT by Stoat
Increasing numbers of Muslim brides are having taxpayer-funded ‘virginity repair’ operations before marriage.
There were 116 hymen replacement operations carried out on the NHS between 2005 and 2009. The total for 2009 was 30, up 25 per cent from 24 in 2005.
The health service figures echo a trend reported by private clinics, which are seeing a huge surge in demand for the procedure from Muslim women paying up to £4,000.
One Harley Street clinic said that demand for its half-hour procedure had tripled in recent months.
Doctors say patients are under pressure from future husbands or relatives who insist that they should be virgins on their wedding night.
Critics, including moderate Muslim groups, have condemned the trend as a sign of the spread of Islamic fundamentalism in the West.
During the hymenoplasty procedure – viewed by some as invasive and degrading – the hymen is stitched or reconstructed so that it will tear again and bleed on the woman’s wedding night.
(Excerpt) Read more at dailymail.co.uk ...
News of the Weird.
I like a cat with a sense of humor.
She's had a lot of work done.
Pork Rinds?
Indeed, and the Gynecologist's clinic becomes Islam's Chop Shop.
Just like the naive, rube car buyer who thinks he's getting the deal of a lifetime when he buys the "mint 1980 Lotus with 40 miles on it" from Throkko and Vinnie behind the pool hall, so also the know-nothing Muslim 'man' is easily duped, it seems.
Oh please, a lot of these muslims chicks with the new hymen will be doing their nails when Achmed f—ks them. They won’t feel a thing.
They probably use hymens from sows sent to slaughter rather than bred for more hogs. They do try to use everything from the hog you know.
heck, everytime I get on a stationary bike at the gym for a half hour I feel like I’ve lost some virtue — and a lot of feeling down there - without any of the fun!
Many years ago, in the Khwarism kingdom, the empire centered around the cities of Samarkand, Bukhara, and Gurgange in the territory now called Uzbekistan, there was a bridge across a narrow section of the Syr Daria river and this bridge was guarded by a troll, named Ali Mohammed Qa-eelbasi. This was before the padishah Mohammed of the Khwarism empire burned the beards off of four of the infidel dog Chengis Khan's ambassadors and Chengis Khan reduced that entire territory to a smoking ruin (may he who cannot take a joke endure Allah's curse).
Now, this Ali Mohammed Qa-eelbasi was quite wealthy by inheritance and by dint of clever investment strategies and stock trading and, having no need of money or wealth beyond his possessions, and being an islamic troll, rather than demanding money from travellers seeking to cross his bridge, was in the habit of demanding various other favors from them.
One morning while Ali Mohammed was guarding his bridge and attempting to catch fish in the Syr Daria, he heard the light clatter of little hooves on the wooden planks of his bridge and looked up to see a little billygoat traipsing across the bridge, trippity, clippity, clippity, trippity, and this little goat (Allah be praised!!) had glossy white fur and flowers in his mane, and was wearing a silk petticoat with what appeared to be lace panties underneath, Ali Mohammed could not be quite certain, and a little training bra from Bloomingdales', and had a coy smile upon his face.
"ALLAH BE PRAISED"!! shouted Ali Mohammed! Surely the faithful shall prosper, this must be my lucky day!!!!
And, the little goat looked at Ali Mohammed, the coy smile still on his lips, and said:
"Verily, I should be happy for you to have your way with me and ravish me to your heart's content but, were you to do that, you would then be too exhausted to appreciate my brother when he passes this way. He is only a short distance behind me and he is a larger, finer and more lovely goat than I; he buys ALL of his clothing from Victoria's Secret."
Now, when Ali Mohammed heard this, he was overcome with passion and desire, and could scarcely restrain himself; nonetheless, he replied: "Go then, with Allah's blessing", and allowed the little goat to cross the bridge unmolested. "I shall (eagerly) await your brother!"
Ali Mohammed went back to his efforts to catch fish and, about a half hour later, he heard a somewhat heavier fall of hooves across the wooden planks of his bridge: clippity cloppity clop, clippity cloppity clop, and Ali Mohammed looked up to a sight which aroused within him a veritable paroxism of passion. This was a larger goat with a gossamer veil over his face, red roses braided into his glossy white silky fur all around, a golden necklace and the thinnest sort of a purple gossamer bodice of finest khitan silk, and dark, brown bedroom eyes.
"ALLAH BE PRAISED!!!" shouted Ali Mohammed, "Verily, this must be the luckiest day of my life, for surely no troll has ever beheld so lovely, and desirable, and alluring a goat as thee!"
"Patience!" replied the goat. "Surely you might have me if you wish, but then you would be too exhausted to appreciate my eldest brother, who travels only a short distance behind me. He is the sexiest and most voluptuous and alluring goat in all the world, and he buys ALL of his clothing at Sexy Sadies Midnight Boutique. Verily, were he standing here beside me, you would not notice me at all!"
Ali Mohammed somehow or other managed to restrain his lust and passion and allowed this goat to pass as well and, after ten or twelve minutes when he collected his wits and got his pulse and breath back under control, returned to his fishing poles.
Now when the eldest brother amongst the three goats came up to the bridge over the Syr Daria river and walked upon its wooden planks, Ali Mohammed did not notice at first, because this goat's hooves, for some reason, made no sound. Ali Mohammed was in fact taken by complete surprise as this third goat walked up to within five feet before the troll ever saw him at all. This goat had a silken veil as did the second goat, and gossamer clothing but, underneath the gossamer, appeared to be a very strange goat indeed, yellowish with black stripes, a long tail, fearsome claws, and huge, very non-goatlike teeth. This third goat spoke these words:
Bless, O Lord, this food to my use and me to thy service, and make me ever mindful of the needs of others through Jesus Christ our Lord. Amen.and, with that, seized the unlucky troll in his mighty jaws, chewed him into bitesized pieces, and wolfed him down.
I’ll say.
http://thepeoplescube.com/current-truth/pimp-my-mosque-speech-codes-of-the-east-and-west-t5754.html
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Pro Wrestlers used to use little capsules of chicken blood.
Just as there is a thriving underground business of supplying 'clean' urine to drug users who are due to take mandated drug tests, I would imagine that there's quite a market for supplying animal blood, and even Hollywood fake blood, to Muslim women who have an aversion to being beaten to death in an alley by representatives of the 'Religion Of Peace'.
Why is NHS wasting money like this while cutting joint replacements that are necessary?
Perhaps because there are more Muslim women voters in the UK than joint replacement patients who vote?
Perhaps because joint-replacement patients don't usually sue Government agencies for 'racism' when they don't get what they want?
I'm guessing that you'll get the most confidently-expressed answers, even if they are total fabrications and ludicrously implausible, from Democrats here in the USA or hard-Left Labour drones over in the UK. Both demographics are expert at lying with straight faces.
..................Hee hee, the joke’s on the azzwads, who think they’re getting a virgin. lololololol...............
But, at least maybe she hasn’t had her clitoris sliced out with a dull rusty knife!
Why would any sane woman want her hymen back? That first time’s gotta hurt.
Oh, that’s right, this IS Islam, after all...
I’m sure that People of the Book are sane enough to not restore muslim hymens to create “born again” virgins.
But then again, this is the British National Health Service, and I bet these good Christian and Jewish doctors don’t have a choice, do they?
Nine honor killings, that is.
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