Other ‘Historical Mistakes’ Obama will fix:
1) Texas back to Mexico
2) Alaska back to Russia
3) Manhattan Island back to the Indians
4) Moors ‘right of return’ to Spain
5) Whites out of South Africa
6) Reparations to slave decedents
7) The 2nd Amendment
8) Free Markets
9) US Exceptionalism
10) Yoko breaking up the Beatles
Let's not forget pardoning Sirhan Sirhan, Charles Manson, John Hinkley and the Rosenbergs.