Cautionary tale:
If you are going to engage in sex that is so kinky and so loud that you get caught wearing a thong, and nipple clamps; at least have a hot partner.
This woman is fugly.
To: Mikey_1962
I was warned , and I still looked , why ? She is fugly even by my generous and most understanding standards .
2 posted on
06/24/2010 12:21:24 PM PDT by
kbennkc
(For those who have fought for it freedom has a flavor the protected will never know .F Trp 8th Cav)
To: Mikey_1962
glassed the lawyer in the face when he tried to force her to use a 'medieval torture instrument' during a kinky sex session
3 posted on
06/24/2010 12:21:55 PM PDT by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: Mikey_1962
I think that if you have to resort to nipple clamps and hot wax to make sex interesting, you are probably jaded from having too much sex.
4 posted on
06/24/2010 12:21:55 PM PDT by
murdoog
("Aim high. Shoot straight. Praise the Lord. Audit the FED." Gary North)
To: windcliff
5 posted on
06/24/2010 12:23:29 PM PDT by
stylecouncilor
(What Would Jim Thompson Do?)
To: Mikey_1962; Slings and Arrows; Lazamataz; Revolting cat!
LOVE IS... no safewords.
6 posted on
06/24/2010 12:24:36 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(I wish our president loved the US military as much as he loves Paul McCartney.)
To: Mikey_1962
Hot wax... if the candle melts, wear it?
To: Mikey_1962
Staff alerted to the sound of screaming at the Waldorf Hilton Hotel found the 61-year-old former partner in leading law firm Hogan Lovells wearing only a tiny leather thong, nipple clamps, other sexual paraphenalia, and with hot wax dripping down his chest. What did he expect? A massage?.................
11 posted on
06/24/2010 12:26:58 PM PDT by
Red Badger
(No, Obama's not the Antichrist. He's just some guy in the neighborhood.............)
To: Lazamataz
12 posted on
06/24/2010 12:27:31 PM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(Celebrities first seek fame...then they seek relevance, only to fail miserably at the latter.)
To: Mikey_1962
"I had to give that sort of "play" up,I kept forgetting the "safe" word
14 posted on
06/24/2010 12:27:46 PM PDT by
Doogle
(USAF.68-73..8th TFW Ubon Thailand..never store a threat you should have eliminated)
To: Mikey_1962
17 posted on
06/24/2010 12:28:15 PM PDT by
KarlInOhio
(I am so immune to satire that I ate three Irish children after reading Swift's "A Modest Proposal")
To: Slings and Arrows
19 posted on
06/24/2010 12:29:14 PM PDT by
Clay Moore
(The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of a fool to the left. Ecclesiastes 10:2)
To: Mikey_1962
Way too much information.
21 posted on
06/24/2010 12:30:20 PM PDT by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
To: Mikey_1962
Yesterday his wife Catherine, with whom he has three daughters, refused to comment at their home. What really is there for her to say? Better her than me?
To: Mikey_1962
I am confused. She refused to use a medievil torture device on him so she broke a champagne glass and cut him?
Doesnt compute.
36 posted on
06/24/2010 12:44:04 PM PDT by
Venturer
To: Mikey_1962
Yesterday his wife Catherine, with whom he has three daughters, refused to comment at their home. She most likely had a few private comments for Dear Husband though.
38 posted on
06/24/2010 12:44:09 PM PDT by
meadsjn
(Sarah 2012, or sooner)
To: Mikey_1962
This is SO unworthy of being posted on FR!! At least, on the "news forum"? Seriesly!!
So...what does the guy look like? lol
50 posted on
06/24/2010 1:09:35 PM PDT by
88keys
(they will pry my salt shaker from my cold dead hands)
To: Mikey_1962
BTW, does anyone here have that pornographic tree picture? I saw it for the first time last week and nearly laughed myself silly at work. Couldn’t find it again and hubby wants to see it.
51 posted on
06/24/2010 1:15:52 PM PDT by
twigs
To: Mikey_1962
55 posted on
06/24/2010 1:42:01 PM PDT by
Ancient Drive
(DRINK COFFEE! - Do Stupid Things Faster with More Energy!)
To: Mikey_1962
58 posted on
06/24/2010 1:58:36 PM PDT by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
To: Mikey_1962
Can you really call these people “lovers”? Perverts is more like it.
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