“If we receive several reports of street robbery in a certain location, we send out the granny. That soon quietens things down,” said a spokesman.
There is definately an old Monty Python skit in it.
That is probably the funniest line I’ve read in a regular article for the past year.
I can see Monty Pithon. I was thinking Groucho with that duck he had on his show. The duck is a decoy... sorry... I’m only here until Tuesday and we are out of veal!