A fly lands on President Barack Obama's face

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[FrankR]

A cowboy from Texas attends a social function where Barack Obama is trying to gather support for his Cap and Trade Plan. Once he discovers the cowboy is from President Bush's home area, he starts to belittle him by talking in a southern drawl and single syllable words.

As he was doing that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The cowboy says, "Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?"

Obama stopped talking and said, "Well, yes, if that's what they're called, but I've never heard of circle flies."

"Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches. They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse."

"Oh," Obama replies as he goes back to rambling. But, a moment later he stops and bluntly asks, "Are you calling me a horse's ass?"

"No, sir," the cowboy replies, "I have too much respect for the citizens of this country to call their president a horse's ass."

"That's a good thing," Obama responds and begins rambling on once more.

After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to fool them flies, though."

[unkus]

The crap is uglier than the fly.

[Liberty Valance]

[Bon mots]

Too bad he didn’t hit it with his shoe.

Chuck Norris's shoe... with Chuck Norris still attached.

[small voice in the wilderness]

Maybe he should start wearing a fly strip around his neck, instead of a tie.

[ObamaMustGo2012]

“I told you I was born in Kenya.

Oh, crap. That’s right, I didn’t.”

[the invisib1e hand]

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahaha!

[TexasCajun]

Barry always looks stoned doesn’t he?

[444Flyer]

"I remember reading that the WH is overrun with flies. I’m sorry; I don’t recall the exact source. I definitely read it, however."

Might have been the bee swarm in May. (June must be fly month.)

'Thousands of bees' swarm White House

5/16/10

[hondact200]

We all know that Obozo is so full of excrement, that the general public has run out out of names for it, I mean there is Bullshit, cowshit, horseshit, dogshit, sheepshit and so forth and so on. Now we resort to barackshit. See the problem is that the flys are roosting on something that is entirely an ass and he stinks like excrement. Remember during the capaign in 2008 how the media stated that Barack ‘s plane stunk

[EternalVigilance]

"Axelrod, you're supposed to be running the teleprompter, not sitting on my lip."

[proudofthesouth]

The fly knows vermin when it smells it!

[Bon mots]

[Fantasywriter]

Found it.

June 18, 2009
What Has 132 Rooms and Flies?
By MARK LEIBOVICH

WASHINGTON — The White House is bugged!

No, not like that. But actual flies are swarming the place, confounding housekeepers, irritating aides, even trying to feast on the president. During an East Room interview with John Harwood for CNBC and The New York Times on Tuesday, a giant fly orbited Mr. Obama’s head.

http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/18/us/politics/18fly.html?_r=1&pagewanted=print

[trisham]

"A fish rots from the head first.''

~Michael Dukakis

[Nateman]

[dforest]

Must be a sign of the devil. Flies like things that stink.

[panthermom]

The man reminds me of Damien from the Omen.

[new cruelty]

That poor fly.