[Alter Kaker]

Rick Perry is as close to a John Edwards as you'll find in the Republican Party.

His views? Whatever you want them to be.

And his hair? Always perfect.

I wouldn't trust him farther than I can throw him. That said, I can't see him being in any real danger unless he gets caught siring an out-of-wedlock baby with a campaign videographer.

[Ranald S. MacKenzie]

"Rick Perry is as close to a John Edwards as you'll find in the Republican Party."

And he's an Aggie to boot. ; )

[Inspectorette]

But he sure is purty...