“Dave, I’m sure you’re aware of company policy about risks to health, and now that you’re approaching 50, well let me put it to you this way. Either you get younger or I’m afraid we’ll have to let you go.”
“John, statistically, people from your race tend to be short lived, with unacceptably high numbers of early deaths by gunshot wound. And even though you were raised in a good home, and excelled at school, I’m afraid these statistics just say that any day now you are going to be gunned down while selling crack cocaine. So I’m afraid we’re going to have to let you go.”
“Mary. What can I say? Women are unhealthy. You’re fired.”
Brilliant!!!
Excellent view of the bottom of the slope - I can see it from here.....
And just wait until someone provides health information about health risks of homosexual behavior. Will that ever happen? They will lecture us about being overweight, but never will anything be said about homosexuality.
Not making moral judgements here, just health ones. Male homosexual behavior is risky. Are they willing to take this all the way into sex lives?