Obama Orders Dance Classes, Movie Nights, and Bingo for Illegal Detainees

american thinker ^ | 6/11/10 | Chris Banescu

[a fool in paradise]

[CAluvdubya]

Why not just remove American taxpayers from their homes and place them all in the ICE detention centers, and then insert the illegals in the vacated homes. That way, they’ll have all the comforts of nice bedrooms, TVs, dishwasher and laundry facilities.

Because who would then pay for all the illegals? We can't earn money if we are in detention cent....oh wait.....day passes.

[jcsjcm]

Maybe, just maybe, he believes that he soon will be placed in one of these facilities as an illegal alien? His life is entertainment and fine dining, so why not implement it into these facilities.

Seriously though, I really thought this was going to be a humor thread. I’m really pissed that it isn’t!

[MEGoody]

If they are illegal, they shouldn’t be detained long enough to need “fun activities” and “friendly atmosphere”. They should be deported.

[Enterprise]

He can add “Care and cleaning of your fully automatic AK-47.”

[Non-Sequitur]

This does not sound like an appropriate use of scarce ICE resources.

[muddler]

Is it time yet?

[iowamark]

A good excuse to watch Elvis’ “Jailhouse Rock”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRu3tw9fYxE

[CAluvdubya]

Ah yes, it has already been done.

[yoe]

According to ICE officials all of these changes are part of broader efforts supported by Obama "to make the immigration detention system less penal and more humane." In reality, these changes are akin to "creating an all-inclusive resort for immigration detainees."

It's official, Barack Hussein Obama is certifiably insane.....cocaine? Impeachment can't come soon enough....don't wait for the November vote, now before this messed up person truly does us in.

[proud American in Canada]

I was sure this was satire.

What is wrong with him?

[rintense]

Obama jived while pelicans died.

[proud American in Canada]

That was my thought exactly.

[Frank_2001]

“WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT OVER”

These “improvements” HAD to have originated with either chicks or queers. Just sayin’......

[C210N]

The only thing I can come up with that makes ANY form of sense is that the 0bamists plan is, in order to insure their victory in 2010/2012 and beyond, is to make ordinary Americans heads explode, thus only the moonbats will vote.

[twigs]

He’s TRYING to spend us into debt. It’s part of his plan.

[gundog]

... hanging plants...

Say again...

[oprahstheantichrist]

Speech material ping!

[Dallas59]

Also...back and feet rubs...You can’t be a detainee without those!!!

[penelopesire]

OMG! This is ridiculous! Meanwhile the folks in La. can’t get ANY help or meaningful assistance to save their coast. All they are getting from this administration is the runaround!

From the link:

Some of the changes the White House is ordering include:

•§ dance classes
•§ movie nights
•§ art classes
•§ cooking classes
•§ tutoring and computer training
•§ free and unmonitored phone service
•§ free email access
•§ bingo
•§ arts and crafts
•§ more variety in dining options
•§ self-serve beverage stations
•§ fresh vegetable bars
•§ fresh carrot sticks
•§ hanging plants
•§ recreation in natural setting
•§ robust aerobic exercise