Obama Orders Dance Classes, Movie Nights, and Bingo for Illegal Detainees

american thinker ^ | 6/11/10 | Chris Banescu

[Nachum]

The Houston Chronicle reports that the Obama administration has ordered the Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) department to implement multiple modifications to their facilities to make life easier, more comfortable, and pleasant for the hundreds of thousands of illegal immigrants (approximately 400,000) it detains annually. An internal ICE email highlights 28 different changes the organization will have to make to soften the look of its facilities, present a friendlier environment, offer better entertainment, organize fun activities, and provide illegal immigrant detainees with free access to email and phone services, as well as better dining and training classes.

[Nachum]

The list, ping

[griswold3]

Dancing with the Czars!

(Sorry, I had to!)

[Psycho_Bunny]

............blood....pressure......

[roses of sharon]

Is this a joke?

Another slap in our faces?

[Semper911]

I thought we couldn’t post anything from The Onion.

Oh wait...

[albie]

That SOB! Spending tax dollars like a drunken sailor. That f’n SOB!

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

This group currently in charge of the country really knows how to woo those voters currently being held in detention!

[Nachum]

Dancing with the Czars!

Excellent. Where is that mirror ball trophy?

[a fool in paradise]

[Col Frank Slade]

Illegals treated better than Israel.

[C210N]

Why not just remove American taxpayers from their homes and place them all in the ICE detention centers, and then insert the illegals in the vacated homes. That way, they’ll have all the comforts of nice bedrooms, TVs, dishwasher and laundry facilities.

[a fool in paradise]

He sure spends a lot by executive fiat.

[a fool in paradise]

Money for Palestine.
Money for same sex roommates of federal employees.
Money for illegal immigrants to be enterdetained...

[small voice in the wilderness]

enterdetained...

Bwhahaha!

[TexasCajun]

Just invite them to the White House !!!

[texteacher]

This is so incredible, I can’t quite place it in the “fact file” of my brain. If true, Obama wants us to get so angry that we have lost all sanity.

[americanophile]

Are Democrat voter registration forms provided, or are we still pretending to be a citizen republic?

[AAABEST]

Some of the changes the White House is ordering include:

•§ dance classes
•§ movie nights
•§ art classes
•§ cooking classes
•§ tutoring and computer training
•§ free and unmonitored phone service
•§ free email access
•§ bingo
•§ arts and crafts
•§ more variety in dining options
•§ self-serve beverage stations
•§ fresh vegetable bars
•§ fresh carrot sticks
•§ hanging plants
•§ recreation in natural setting
•§ robust aerobic exercise

I couldn't have just read this, but I did.

The article is not satire.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT OVER

[momtothree]

Gosh, stop, you are giving them ideas!!