LOL...in actuality, that just popped into my head from the Jim Carrey movie "Liar Liar" where he is a lawyer who cannot tell a lie, and his mother calls him and asks why he never returns her calls, and since he can't lie, he says "Because, Mom, you insist on discussing your bowel movements, size...Color...FREQUENCY...!"
I know he is a liberal dipstick, but I got more laughs out of that movie than nearly any I have seen in the past 20 years, maybe with the exception of "Team America"...