[The Comedian]

Just in time to distract America from the fact that Obama is personally responsible for killing the Atlantic ocean, the American economy, the space program, success in 2 wars, and oh yeah, Israel.

Frowning takes 68 muscles.
Smiling takes 6.
Pulling this trigger takes 2.
I'm lazy.

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

I felt safer after 9/11 than I do now. How pathetic is that?

[Errant]

Damn he's good.... For Islam that is....