Posted on 06/05/2010 10:20:11 PM PDT by This Just In
Daily Gut: Ashton Kutcher Blames Republicans For Oil Spill
Posted By Greg Gutfeld
You know what I do when I’m confused about an issue? I turn to Ashton Kutcher. And whatever he says – the opposite is true. (see :53 – 1:10 [1])
Leave it to Ashton to use catastrophe as a club to beat Republicans with – although the last time I checked Obama favors drilling – and most of America agrees. Except of course those shallow, stupid celebs who think their private jets fly on pixie farts.
But hey, if it hadn’t been for greenies, this whole mess might have occured in shallow water, and it’d be fixed. But maybe there are rare snails there that require space for Pilates.
At any rate, buyer’s remorse is now flooding the airwaves faster than oil from that busted rig: On CNN, director Spike Lee cries, “If there’s any one time to go off, this is it, because this is a disaster.”
And of course, there’s Gloria Borger, who frets that who we elected, is exactly what we expected.
The media types who went on and on about how cool Obama is, now realize why he’s so cool. It’s exactly the same breeze you get from an air conditioner. It temporarily relieves the heat, but does nothing about the weather. And so what we thought was contemplation might in fact be fear; restraint actually wimpiness. As crisis after crisis unfolds, from Iran, to North Korea, to the Gulf of Mexico, to Gaza – there is only one mantra: “Maybe this will all go away.”
Maybe so. But each mess reveals a simple truth about 2008. The libs wanted a Hollywood president, and got one. But here’s the difference: in flicks emoting solves problems. In real life, it worsens them.
(Excerpt) Read more at bighollywood.breitbart.com ...
And who is this guy and why should we care what an actor thinks? Where are the good old days when actors were considered the dregs of society. That they couldnt get a decent hotel because they werent welcome.
Next time I see Ashton deplaning from his private jet in Sun Valley, Idaho, I’ll give him a holler, “Hey Ashton! That thing run on pixie farts?” Might throw him the finger while I’m at it. :)
turns out he was not acting. He is stupid.
Who is Aahton Kutcher??? Never heard of him/her/it.
Kutcher is the poster child for liberalism.
And if he believes the spill was an accident, I have beach front property in Death Valley he’d be interested in.
Moron.
Translation:
Kutcher’s comment speaks for itself. No explanation required. Or in other words, I don’t need to say more.
And if you believe this was something other than an accident, then I’m afraid Ashton’s got one up on you.
heh...a good target for Greg’s game of dodge ball!
Which is precisely the point of his insane comments. He is out of the limelight and you know....in the words of our new rulers..."never waste a crisis".
Wonder if he is still with Dimwit Moore. Who is almost old enough to be his mother isn't she?
I thought he was too busy taking pics of his wife’s a$$ to post on twitter.
Talentless, brainless professional gigilo and Obama propagandist with verbal diarrhea pretends that he cares one micro-iota about “the Environment” as he travels in chauffered limos and private jets.
Is it any wonder the movie and music industries can’t turn anything quality out nowadays?
Go back to your Cougar, little boy. You know, the one you’ll leave one day when she’s too F’n old for you.
True dat....how bout we just stop postin about a$$hat Kucher ?
Lay off the catnip, young FReep.
No eyewitnesses. Show us the proof that it was an accident. All we know is that there was an explosion.
The worlds attention, and especially America’s, is focused on this spill. Nice diversion.
If you aren’t the least bit suspicious, young FReep, I have to ask, is your name Ashton Kutcher?
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