It’s getting really scary when things that were comedy skits 40 years ago become real life situations.
2nd Patient: I’ve got a triple fracture of the right leg, dislocated collar bone and multiple head injuries, so I do most of the heavy work, like helping the surgeon.
Interviewer’s Voice: What does that involve?
2nd Patient: Well, at the moment we’re building him a holiday home.
Interviewer’s Voice: What about the nurses?
2nd Patient: Well, I don’t know about them. They’re not allowed to mix with the patients.
Interviewer’s Voice: Do all the patients work?
2nd Patient: No, no, the ones that are really ill do sport.