[Mama Shawna]

I was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar

That right there told me it was satire....

[rintense]

I was working as a waitress at a cocktail bar

That much is true.

But even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or without you.

The five years we have had has been such good times, I still love you.

But now I think its time to live a life on my own, I guess its just what I must do.