If you want some real hahas, check out the YouTube videes on Salvia.
You could probably call it “seeing spiders on drugs.”
The best anecdotal cure for drugs I’ve heard recently, was of some roommates annoyed at their roommate for smoking too much Salvia. They didn’t object too much at first, since it is legal in their State, but then they found out he was going to smoke a bunch when he was already high on LSD. Which is still very illegal. This ticked them off.
So they put on makeup, and waited until he was blitzed, then entered the room as zombies, moaning “braaaiiinnnsss!”
In a panic, he ran right out the front door, head first into the pool, in winter, when the water was very cold. He was able to get out, and by that time, they had wiped most of the makeup off.
“Whud happened to the zombies?”, he asked, still scared.
“The zombies got them!”, they replied.
After sobering up, he stopped doing drugs for a long time.
LOL! “The zombies got them”.