Fairly Warned Be Ye: The Pirates Of Zapata County

IBD's Capital Hill ^ | 5/21/2010 | David Hogberg

[Slyscribe]

In Zapata County, Texas, there is a lake that overlaps the U.S.-Mexico border. Buoys in Falcon Lake mark the border — and you’d better not cross it:

With machine guns in hand, Mexico’s deadliest cartel is patrolling the waters of a Texas border lake.

These pirates already have hit several boats on Falcon Lake near Zapata, which is about an hour south of Laredo.

[devane617]

That is popular Bass fishing country and a stop on the B.A.S.S. tour.

[Responsibility2nd]

Pirates Plying the waves of lake Falcon (US cedes first territory to the Mexican Narco Army?)

(Mexican) Pirates plying the waves of Falcon Lake

[carjic]

Living in the Rio Grande Valley is just like Disneyland. We even have the pirates!

[RC2]

Mini-subs would be helpful. Of course we wouldn’t talk about them.

[carjic]

lol

[LibLieSlayer]

Arm up... kill mexican pirates... feed them to the alligators.

LLS

[Army Air Corps]

Mini-subs would be helpful. Of course we wouldn’t talk about them.

U-Boats on the Border...
Heck, I'd settle for some gunboats.

[BIGLOOK]

Stock the lake with SEALs.

[TXnMA]

Ma Deuce mounted on a bass boat — sounds like fun...

[LibLieSlayer]

I’ll ride shotgun with you!

LLS