Moral of the story don’t be a pirate unless you are Captain Bligh and can navigate and sail a small boat.
“Captain Bligh and can navigate and sail a small boat.”
Captain Bligh and his crew managed to travel 3600 nautical miles over 47 days in his small boat without charts or compass (though he did have a sextant and pocket watch). Apparently the Somali pirates lacked his seafaring skills.