To: NormsRevenge
...According to petrochemical engineers, BP has chosen to plug the well in the Gulf of Mexico with the exhumed body of dead actor and director, Orson Wells. The corpulent American director was best known for his starring role in Citizen Kane as Charles Foster Kane and later as spokesman for the Paul Mason Vineyards. He died in 1985 at the age of 70 in Los Angeles, California.
6 posted on
05/11/2010 8:18:14 PM PDT by
ffusco
(The President will return this country to what it once was...An arctic wasteland covered in ice.)
To: ffusco
...According to petrochemical engineers, BP has chosen to plug the well in the Gulf of Mexico with the exhumed body of dead actor and director, Orson Wells. The corpulent American director was best known for his starring role in Citizen Kane as Charles Foster Kane and later as spokesman for the Paul Mason Vineyards. He died in 1985 at the age of 70 in Los Angeles, California. Heck, use Teddy Kennedy. You know his body is well-pickled from all that alcohol, so that should prevent ice crystals from forming...
11 posted on
05/12/2010 1:25:14 AM PDT by
EternalVigilance
(Show incumbents the rope, then point at the tallest tree.)
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