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Killer taxi alert!
1 posted on 04/29/2010 1:30:08 PM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

That’s sad, really. Why didn’t he cross at the light?


2 posted on 04/29/2010 1:31:15 PM PDT by Tax-chick (There's a perfectly good island somewhere.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Best headline of the day!


3 posted on 04/29/2010 1:31:58 PM PDT by the_devils_advocate_666
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Guys I have two pictures in my head now. One, a dwarf on crutches being punted by a taxi, and two, dwarfs having gay sex. Okay, how do I remove these pictures from my head?


4 posted on 04/29/2010 1:32:09 PM PDT by equalitybeforethelaw
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To: ConservativeStatement

Worst idea for a comic book ever.


5 posted on 04/29/2010 1:32:40 PM PDT by far sider
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Headline alert!


6 posted on 04/29/2010 1:32:42 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
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I’d say he was on borrowed time as it was.


7 posted on 04/29/2010 1:32:49 PM PDT by Republic of Texas (Socialism Always Fails)
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8 posted on 04/29/2010 1:33:40 PM PDT by mgstarr ("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
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To: ConservativeStatement

Looks like he needed to wear a strobe light or maybe a pole with a flag like the off road vehicles have.


12 posted on 04/29/2010 1:36:07 PM PDT by Parley Baer
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“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the dwarf.”

13 posted on 04/29/2010 1:36:44 PM PDT by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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There’s an opera in there somewhere, yearning to be free.


17 posted on 04/29/2010 1:41:25 PM PDT by texmexis best (My)
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Ooof that’ll leave a mark. A small one, but still sticky. If it were my cab biohaz teams would have to clean the car.


18 posted on 04/29/2010 1:43:12 PM PDT by Secret Agent Man (I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

“I didn’t see him!”


19 posted on 04/29/2010 1:43:39 PM PDT by AU72
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Guy comes home and finds a dwarf in bed with his boyfriend.

"I thought you said you were going to stop sleeping around" he says.

"I'm tapering off" the boyfriend replies.

24 posted on 04/29/2010 1:46:04 PM PDT by Ben Mugged (Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
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I guess protestors don’t believe in using crosswalks.


26 posted on 04/29/2010 1:47:12 PM PDT by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: ConservativeStatement

So where does a dwarf even get crutches....a half off sale?


30 posted on 04/29/2010 1:51:41 PM PDT by Oldpuppymax
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Purely for a list of adjectives before one’s name, Sammy Davis Jr has been eclipsed.


31 posted on 04/29/2010 1:52:48 PM PDT by Albion Wilde (I can see November from my house!)
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Who writes this stuff??


32 posted on 04/29/2010 1:52:54 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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I have noticed that only homosexual dwarves are permitted to be Crusaders. Christian Crusaders get PC slammed.


33 posted on 04/29/2010 1:53:44 PM PDT by Chickensoup ("A corrupt society has many laws" - Tacitus)
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When I saw the headline, I thought maybe it was this fellow:


36 posted on 04/29/2010 1:58:19 PM PDT by Constitution Day
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Homo dwarf on crutches hit by a cab?....What’s the matter?...couldn’t he hop fast enough?


37 posted on 04/29/2010 1:58:49 PM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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