Killer taxi alert!
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To: ConservativeStatement
That’s sad, really. Why didn’t he cross at the light?
2 posted on
04/29/2010 1:31:15 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
(There's a perfectly good island somewhere.)
To: ConservativeStatement
Best headline of the day!
To: ConservativeStatement
Guys I have two pictures in my head now. One, a dwarf on crutches being punted by a taxi, and two, dwarfs having gay sex. Okay, how do I remove these pictures from my head?
To: ConservativeStatement
Worst idea for a comic book ever.
5 posted on
04/29/2010 1:32:40 PM PDT by
far sider
To: Slings and Arrows
6 posted on
04/29/2010 1:32:42 PM PDT by
a fool in paradise
(The hysteria of Matthewsism and Andersonism has led to a Tea Party Scare that is unAmerican.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I’d say he was on borrowed time as it was.
To: ConservativeStatement
8 posted on
04/29/2010 1:33:40 PM PDT by
mgstarr
("Some of us drink because we're not poets." Arthur (1981))
To: ConservativeStatement
Looks like he needed to wear a strobe light or maybe a pole with a flag like the off road vehicles have.
To: ConservativeStatement
![](http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/26/Barney_Frank.jpg/225px-Barney_Frank.jpg)
“In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I was only trying to retrieve the dwarf.”
13 posted on
04/29/2010 1:36:44 PM PDT by
RichInOC
(No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
To: ConservativeStatement
There’s an opera in there somewhere, yearning to be free.
To: ConservativeStatement
Ooof that’ll leave a mark. A small one, but still sticky. If it were my cab biohaz teams would have to clean the car.
18 posted on
04/29/2010 1:43:12 PM PDT by
Secret Agent Man
(I'd like to tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.)
To: ConservativeStatement
19 posted on
04/29/2010 1:43:39 PM PDT by
AU72
To: ConservativeStatement
Guy comes home and finds a dwarf in bed with his boyfriend.
"I thought you said you were going to stop sleeping around" he says.
"I'm tapering off" the boyfriend replies.
24 posted on
04/29/2010 1:46:04 PM PDT by
Ben Mugged
(Unions are the storm troopers of socialism.)
To: ConservativeStatement
I guess protestors don’t believe in using crosswalks.
26 posted on
04/29/2010 1:47:12 PM PDT by
Cicero
(Marcus Tullius)
To: ConservativeStatement
So where does a dwarf even get crutches....a half off sale?
To: ConservativeStatement
Purely for a list of adjectives before one’s name, Sammy Davis Jr has been eclipsed.
31 posted on
04/29/2010 1:52:48 PM PDT by
Albion Wilde
(I can see November from my house!)
To: ConservativeStatement
To: ConservativeStatement
I have noticed that only homosexual dwarves are permitted to be Crusaders. Christian Crusaders get PC slammed.
33 posted on
04/29/2010 1:53:44 PM PDT by
Chickensoup
("A corrupt society has many laws" - Tacitus)
To: ConservativeStatement
When I saw the headline, I thought maybe it was this fellow:
![](http://www.blogcdn.com/www.switched.com/media/2007/08/gnome-200.gif)
To: ConservativeStatement
Homo dwarf on crutches hit by a cab?....What’s the matter?...couldn’t he hop fast enough?
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