As I recall, that was met with tremendous laughter on shows like "The View". Imagine if a man who caught his wife in bed with another man, super-glued her breasts together, or other things. I imagine, that wouldn't be met with as much elation. Just a guess.
Glued his junk to his leg? I wish mine could reach my leg ;o)
While the author has a very valid point about the double standard, the guy who kept a harem and cheated on his wife and girlfriends is not in the same category.
As one freeper said, he should have thanked whatever deity he calls god that that was all they did to him.
I certainly have a lot less sympathy for him that others who are legitimately injured for no good reason.
And sorry, I laughed at that one.