You are an Applebot, even if you posted that on an IBM PC!
LOL ... nope, no IBM PC here... :-)
But..., you're not one of those "journalists" who wants that "get-out-of-jail-free card" for committing any crime known to mankind, in order to write an article about it -- are you? LOL ...
Stop it right there: because that might lead to a “nuclear blueprint” analogy, and you can see where that leads . . . .