The horror. I’m so afraid of wasting anything, I dug a slit trench out back and use pine bark nuggets instead of toilet tissue. All of my food is sugar-free, low-fat, high-protein, gluten-free and dolphin safe. My electricity comes from a bicycle-powered generator, solar cells and lead-free batteries. I don’t burn any fossil fuels, I just shiver uncontrollably.
There was a single panel magazine cartoon that I saw oh so many years ago and really wish I had saved it for posterity.
Stone Age couple looking out of cace entrance and the man saying to the woman, "I don't understand it, we eat all natural foods, get lots of exercise in clean air and we still die at 40!"
Sounds like you are a prime candidate for an Admin slot in the future Green Housing section of US Dept. HUD.
Never has your screen name been more appropriate.
“The horror. I’m so afraid of wasting anything, I dug a slit trench out back and use pine bark nuggets instead of toilet tissue. All of my food is sugar-free, low-fat, high-protein, gluten-free and dolphin safe. My electricity comes from a bicycle-powered generator, solar cells and lead-free batteries. I don’t burn any fossil fuels, I just shiver uncontrollably.”
Ed Begeley Jr!!! I KNEW you were a FReeper! /s