[jpl]

Anyone who claims to have become a White Sox fan in the 80s and can’t remember Frank Thomas is either a total liar or was on heavy drugs during that time.

[Southern Partisan]

or Pudge

[MAexile]

Anyone who claims to have become a White Sox fan in the 80s and can’t remember Frank Thomas is either a total liar or was on heavy drugs during that time.

Carlton Fisk also comes to my mind. Primarily because he started playing for the Red Sox.

Fisk was one of the best catchers both those teams have ever had.

[Bitsy]

either a total liar or was on heavy drugs during that time.
Or both - I think the 0 was both.