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Church to hold huge 'Helicopter Egg Drop' for Easter
WOAI ^ | 04/02/2010

Posted on 04/02/2010 11:04:07 AM PDT by Responsibility2nd

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To: Responsibility2nd

Splat, bad smell, lawsuit in that order.


61 posted on 04/02/2010 12:04:47 PM PDT by A Strict Constructionist (The Constitution is the issue, other issues are small potatoes. If we fail none will matter.)
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To: SJSAMPLE
“As God as my witness ...”

The first thing that came to my mind!

62 posted on 04/02/2010 12:05:12 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: Responsibility2nd

What could go wrong? Remember the WKRP turkey event? They have to be putting parachutes on the eggs or keeping field clear while the eggs are dropped then turning the kids loose.


63 posted on 04/02/2010 12:06:07 PM PDT by airedale
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To: Responsibility2nd

So, are the kids supposed to catch the 100 mph eggs or will they just let them smash into the ground? If so, they will be real easy to peel!


64 posted on 04/02/2010 12:11:48 PM PDT by Right Wing Assault (The Obama magic is <strike>fading</strike>gone.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Gee, eggs dropping out of helicopters always enhance my religious experience at Eastertime....


65 posted on 04/02/2010 12:11:59 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: humblegunner

Good eye. (I just skimmed.)

Perhaps he is working his way up to pastor....


66 posted on 04/02/2010 12:14:00 PM PDT by Bigg Red (Palin/Hunter 2012 -- Bolton their Secretary of State)
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To: Eagles6
Les Nesmen: They’re hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!

One just crashed through the windshield of a parked car!

67 posted on 04/02/2010 12:14:04 PM PDT by Cowman (I'd like to eliminate stupidity in the world but this %$#@ conscience thing is in the way)
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To: JBR34
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

That was my first thought too! Lol! Good ol' WKRP - I miss that show!

68 posted on 04/02/2010 12:19:15 PM PDT by JaguarXKE
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To: SJSAMPLE

lol I was thinking the same thhing!!


69 posted on 04/02/2010 12:35:23 PM PDT by eccentric (a.k.a. baldwidow)
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To: JBR34
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly!

One of the funniest lines ever on TV.

It's close but I still have to go with Taxi's Rev. Jim taking his driving test.

"psst...What does a yellow light mean?"

"slow down"

"WaaaaaaaaaaaT ... Dooooooooes ... aaaaaa... yeeeelllloooooooooowwwww ... liiiiiiight ... mmmmmeeeaaaannnnnnnnnn?"

I think I lost conciousness when I heard that bit

70 posted on 04/02/2010 1:18:30 PM PDT by Cowman (I'd like to eliminate stupidity in the world but this %$#@ conscience thing is in the way)
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To: Eagles6

I’ve been laughing all afternoon.


71 posted on 04/02/2010 3:17:04 PM PDT by carton253 (Ask me about Throw Away the Scabbard - a Civil War alternate history.)
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To: a fool in paradise; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
Gary Kaparov does not approve.


72 posted on 04/02/2010 5:07:14 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (FUBO! FUNP! FUHR! FUBS!)
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To: humblegunner

He hangs wallpaper.


73 posted on 04/02/2010 7:27:08 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Slings and Arrows

There is a picture of the eggs at the link. They’re plastic.


74 posted on 04/02/2010 7:32:43 PM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: Responsibility2nd
This is just toooo funny not to comment. Reminds me of the WKRP in Cinncinati episode where during Thanksgiving they threw live Turkeys out of a helicopter.....not realizing they couldn't fly! LOL
75 posted on 04/02/2010 7:35:09 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Control the American people? Herding cats would be easier.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

lol...I see many remember the Turkey episode (sort of comforting to know there are others...lol) GMTA


76 posted on 04/02/2010 7:38:32 PM PDT by Outlaw Woman (Control the American people? Herding cats would be easier.)
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To: Drango
That was their funniest show.
77 posted on 04/02/2010 7:40:27 PM PDT by bmwcyle (Free the Navy Seals)
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