Anywhere near Brownsville, TN?
No, I’m just outside of Nashville, Brownsville is over by Memphis.
And you’re right. They will do it, but not for me.
Although I have a friend in Louisiana whose Dad took over a bank. He was reading through the bank’s bylaws and saw something, and took it to his attorney. What the bylaws said, was that for every account of $5000 or more you have one vote. So he and his lawyer friends opened up a ton of $5000 accounts, walked into the next board meeting with enough votes to take over the bank and change the bylaws.
It wouldn't do for a fella to live *that* close to Bozo's Bar-b-que(!) :)
(Wondering if they're still in bidness?)