Put them in a pen: Call out randomly. Fixed fees. Have them wear gray lab coats with a shade of green. Government issued round straw hats. Every two years: bar exam ... compulsory continuing education. Illegal immigrants should have automatic free Legal assistance.
Nobody should be bankrupted by legal fees. Legal services for all is a birth right!
U.S. Americans UNITE! Free Legal Services for all!
Photos! This thread is useless without photos of a woman named Waltraud.
Okay — so we have the Libretto practically written here — now who will compose the music?
Is there a book I can get detailing how to get rich by fishing?