Moviegoer Stabbed After Asking Woman to Silence Her Phone

ktla ^ | March 6, 2010 | staff

[Moe Tzadik]

Deputies say he was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer.

Sheriff's officials describe the suspects as black males.

Really, who would have guessed?

And who didn't have to dodge a few of these 'fro combs in PS during the 70's?

[DCBryan1]

I live in a no carry state and a buddy of mine carries a stainless ballpoint pen and has trained to use it as a weapon.

I visit no-carry states, and you know what? I carry a revolver which I bought with cash at a gunshow from someone I don't know.

[DCBryan1]

My friend thought if he would just ask them nicely they would obey the rules. Big mistake.

We have the same BS here in LIttle Rock. Lack of moral values, no parental units teaching manners, and the entitlement "gimme mo" mentality taught by publik "skoos" breed some really mean characters.

If this had happened in Little Rock, I would have had my hand on my 10mm while asking nicely to stop smoking. The hyper-sensitivity by blacks here is amazing, over the most trivial events such as this, and your life is in peril simply being around them sometimes.

Hope your friend carries nowadays and avoids feral humans.

[KeyLargo]

March 12, 2010

chicagotribune.com

Meat Thermometer Maniac the latest horror story for moviegoers

John Kass

March 12, 2010

If you’re planning on going to the movies this weekend — but don’t relish the idea of having a meat thermometer plunged into your neck —please heed this warning:

The Meat Thermometer Maniac is still at large.

“It was an unprovoked cowardly attack with a device which is very sharp and potentially deadly,” Steve Whitmore, the Los Angeles County sheriff’s spokesman, told us Thursday.

Perhaps you’ve heard of the California moviegoer who dared complain that people were talking during the show.

I first learned about this while scanning The Drudge Report, researching another horrifying case: the naked White House chief of staff controversy.

But who among us are really worried about being confronted by a naked Rahm Emanuel in the congressional gym shower? Movie lovers have worse problems than naked bureaucrats.

Such as idiots who talk during the show.

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http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/columnists/ct-met-kass-0312-2-20100312,0,6653491.column