Posted on 03/04/2010 1:11:02 PM PST by WOBBLY BOB
Oh, I'm sorry. Did someone leave it in my chair?
I hadn't noticed I was sitting on anything.
That’s against Ohm’s Law.
I’ve been to 5 AC/DC shows in 3 different decades and enjoyed every one
With or without a steel pin in your eye?
no pin in my eye, just in my leg.
Or if your a k1w1... Dirty deeds done with sheep...
Oh, I’m sorry. Did someone leave it in my chair?
I hadn’t noticed I was sitting on anything.
That explains the cat...you said she went away to kitty camp...
I’m telling Mom...
“Was the injured party nicknamed Lucky?”
You are a bad person. As am I for laughing.
TSA will give this guy hell from now on whenever he flies.
LOL!
I like PIE!
(Power, Impedance, Energy)
What was Stephen Hawking doing at an AC/DC concert? I always took him to be more of a Slayer fan.
Life can be stranger than fiction.
A pirate walks into a bar in his home port after a long voyage. The bartender says man what happened to you? You didn’t have that peg leg last time you were in here.
The pirate says, arrrggghhh, we wuz in battle with a British man o war and a cannon ball took off me leg,
The bartender says golly , and your hand, man you didn’t have that hook the last time you were in here.
The pirate say arrrgggghhhh, I was in sword fight with a French buccaneer and he sliced off me hand but I stabbed him through the heart.
Wow says the bartender, what about the eye patch that’s new too, was ya in another fight?
Naw says the pirate, I looked up at the sun to figure what time it was and a seagull shat in me eye.
Well that’s nasty says the bartender but I don’t see why it would ruin your eye.
Aye says the pirate, but it was me first day with the hook.
I bet he was Thunderstruck.
You are a twisted pair.
I’m shocked.
Watt a thread! This one gets my vote for funniest ever, and I’m not even gonna go all nanny on it!
There’s no place like Ohm.
Watt did you say?
“it’s all fun and games until you get a steel pin in your eye”
then, it’s just fun.
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