Don't believe white lies, says Al Gore, record-breaking snow is due to global warming (YEA, RIGHT!)

NY Daily News ^ | 2/28/2010 | Meredith Kolodner

[tobyhill]

If the never-ending string of snowstorms has you believing global warming is a hoax, Al Gore says think again.

The former Vice President turned planet protector insists all that white stuff is just another sign of creeping climate change.

Warmer temperatures increase the amount of water that gets drawn from the oceans into the air, causing more rain and the current deluge of snow, Gore explains in the New York Times.

[A CA Guy]

The snow is God’s dandruff falling all over us and Al Gore is the cure no doubt.

[eaglesiniowa]

Jeez, when will this moron ever quit?

[Vince Ferrer]

[proudofthesouth]

Get him into a straight jacket and padded cell immediately!

[steelyourfaith]

 

Beam me to Planet Gore !

[stranger and pilgrim]

OK. I’m convinced. I propose a new law. From now on, nobody can have a larger carbon footprint than Al Gore.

[Uncle Hal]

The global warming nuts can never lose. If its too warm its because of global warming, if its too cold its because of global warming. No matter what the strange weather, its because of global warming. Case closed.

[chris37]

Earth to Al:

Climates change. Weather changes. It isn’t always hot. It isn’t always cold. It isn’t always sunny...do you see where I am going with this? Were you “educated” in a gubmint school or something?

Seriously, come up with a better scam. tell us that Americans are causing the clouds to solidify, and that they will eventually crush us all to death or whatever. Tell us that the only way we can save ourselves from being crushed to death by American solidified clouds is to elect democrats, increase the regulatory powers of the federal gubmint, and ensure that the UN has an endless budget with which to work...

[MS.BEHAVIN]

He can stick that global warmin’ where the sun don’t shine!

[paulycy]

[cranked]

Gore been telling “white lies” since he opened his can on global warming. =.=

[TexasFreeper2009]

New York city could be under a mile of ice, and Gore would be blaming it on global warming.

[Zuben Elgenubi]

Fat Albert’s weight gain is the result of climate change.

[Wisconsinlady]

Pay no attention to that man behind the curtain! (George Soros)

[combat_boots]

[panaxanax]

“...causing more rain and the current deluge of snow..”

What make rain turn to snow?

COLD _____
WARM _____

Please check appropriate box above.

[Mobties]

“That's my story and I'm stickin’ to it.”

The next cliché will probably be:

“You'll have to talk to my lawyer about that.”

[combat_boots]

[Gay State Conservative]

As an Eastern European President/Prime Minister (can't recall which one) once put it...”the new Greens are the old Reds.”