I get a kick out of all the crazy-ass events that nobody in their right mind would try like the downhill, ski-jumping, luging, bobsledding, et al.
I think Canada is doing just swell, but I still hope we beat them to the Gold at Hockey. If we don't, I'll cheer for the Canucks over those potato-headed Russians.
Plus, America is just clobbering suckas all over the globe in the medals count.