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To: Red in Blue PA
From the user manual for this gun.....

.... upon pressing the trigger, the fingerprint of the firer is read. Please make sure to roll the finger SMOOTHLY along the entire length of the trigger so a good print is taken, or the firearm WILL NOT FIRE. The firearm will then use it's broadband internet access to consult NCIC FBI computers to consult if the firer is A) The legitimate owner, B) Permitted to own firearms, and C) Has no outstanding warrants or traffic tickets. If the firearm is displaying the yellow flashing warning light, the broadband access is not connected and the firearm WILL NOT FIRE. If a connection is refused by the NCIC FBI computer, OR if the firer does not pass background checks, the red flashing light will activate, indicating that the firearm WILL NOT FIRE. If this condition is seen, please reboot the firearm, remove and replace the magazine, and start the process again, beginning with the rolling of your fingerprint SMOOTHLY over the ENTIRE LENGTH of the trigger, and try again.

Assuming that all these conditions are met, the firer will have a retinal scan performed by the lens module at the rear of the firearm. PLEASE MAKE SURE THE LENS IS CLEAN AND NO SUNGLASSES, PERSCRIPTION GLASSES, OR CONTACT LENSES ARE WORN, or the retinal scan will fail and the firearm WILL NOT FIRE. A failed retinal scan will be indicated by the flashing blue light. Upon a successful retinal scan, the identity of the firer will be crosschecked with the identity of the owner as recorded in the onboard SIM card. Make sure the SIM card is firmly seated, or the firearm WILL NOT FIRE. In the event the SIM card is seated incorrectly or the retinal scan malfunctions, reboot the firearm, remove and replace the magazine, and start the process again, beginning with......

58 posted on 01/29/2010 6:42:00 PM PST by Lazamataz (Hey Obama, Can You Hear Me Now....? GOOOOoood......)
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To: CodeToad; AAABEST; barb-tex; FourPeas; Charles Martel; mamelukesabre; Still Thinking; MortMan; ...
Come see the excerpt from the user manual for this pistol.

The user manual is a 12-volume set.

61 posted on 01/29/2010 6:45:36 PM PST by Lazamataz (Hey Obama, Can You Hear Me Now....? GOOOOoood......)
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To: TexasAg; bikerman; muawiyah; An Old Man; Age of Reason; brityank; Eccl 10:2; Para-Ord.45; ...
Come see the excerpt from the user manual for this pistol.

The user manual is a 12-volume set.

62 posted on 01/29/2010 6:47:44 PM PST by Lazamataz (Hey Obama, Can You Hear Me Now....? GOOOOoood......)
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To: Lazamataz
PLEASE MAKE SURE ... NO ... PERSCRIPTION GLASSES ... ARE WORN...

But how can I can I see to shoot accurately without Perscription Glasses to keep the Perspiration out of my eyes? The doctor ordered them, after all...

63 posted on 01/29/2010 6:55:46 PM PST by sionnsar (IranAzadi|5yst3m 0wn3d-it's N0t Y0ur5:SONY|Remember Neda Agha-Soltan|TV--it's NOT news you can trust)
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To: Lazamataz

You’re kidding, right?


65 posted on 01/29/2010 7:00:42 PM PST by FourPeas ([F]or hostility is a relation and an enemy is not a total stranger. C.S. Lewis, Perelandra)
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To: Lazamataz

Hehehe, yep that’s a committee made firearm alright.

Sorry, I have no interest in the Ibang.


71 posted on 01/29/2010 7:47:49 PM PST by Dr.Zoidberg (Warning: Sarcasm/humor is always engaged. Failure to recognize this may lead to misunderstandings.)
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