Oh THAT!!
You would just die if I told you. Of course I'm held to the strictest confidence...
Oh what the hay! Here's the scoop, poop:
Mrs Obama has acquired a bit of a tummy since discovering a taste for Dom Perignon after George (you know, Soros? Oh the things I could tell you!)gave her a bottle during one of those "tete a tete"s with Bam.
We tried (with a crow-bar and block-and-tackle) to fit her into a girdle but her face swelled hideously and she would pass out due to hypoxia.
The boob belts were a last resort. Mind you, no body was really all that happy, but a little physical therapy to teach her to breath with her diaphragm and she didn't pass out as much.
Yes, it made her chest swell, but some men don't seem to mind that.
Here’s an idea: why not get rid of the skin tight and now ill fitting clothes? Something a little looser and more flowing would cover a multitude of flaws.