[tlb]

Hail Xenu.

[CASchack]

Who needs Voodoo when this “treatment” is being made available?

[Rocky]

Pull my finger.
(Pass gas.)
Thank you.
End of assist.

[Woebama]

All that nonsense just to avoid the truth.

[999replies]

I got chunks of Thetans in my stool.

[dead]

For instance, you say, "Look at that tree." "Thank you." "Look at that building." "Good." "Look at that street." "All right." "Look at that lawn." "Very good." You point each time to the object.

6. Keep this up until the person has good indicators and a cognition. You can end the assist at this point. Tell the person, "End of assist."

Then they eat you.

[Fresh Wind]

This is satire, right?

[RichInOC]

As long as he’s not sending “Battlefield Earth” DVDs. Those poor people have suffered enough.

[freedumb2003]

scientology was created on a bet L.Ron Hubbard had with some other writers that he could create the craziest religion imaginable and still get people to follow it.

He was right.

[Dewey Revoltnow]

Scientology ministers? Going to teach the Haitians how they too can become rich in Hollywood?

[windsorknot]

Travolta will pass out copies of Dianetics for Dummies.

[mikey_hates_everything]

One South Park half-hour episode gave the best “Cliffs Notes” explanation of Scientology. And it was all true.

[exPBRrat]

Holy Cow! All that is for real? LOL

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Bacon is Good, Ham is Good.

[ConservativeMind]

I’d love to see the faces of their desperate people as John describes the “E-Meter” to them.

[montag813]

consisted of a mechanic from Michigan touching people and saying "feel my finger" over and over.

I guess I am in the wrong religion. When I tell my kids to "pull my finger" my wife yells at me.