[Fresh Wind]

I like salt...So do I, and my blood pressure is on the low side of normal. If worse comes to worse, I will smuggle salt into the restaurant.

[Publius6961]

I like salt...So do I, and my blood pressure is on the low side of normal. If worse comes to worse, I will smuggle salt into the restaurant.

Fortunately, the US and Canada have several tens of thousands years' worth of supply.

So no border issues are invoved.

I visualize the Salt Gestapo having checkpoints on all the Interstates and inspecting all the double-trailer rigs traveling our highways.

I also visualize the Mafia outsmarting them every time; they can disguise the loads as Venezuelan cocaine...