He wanted to die and become a martyr. What possibly can we give him to change his mind? Ice cream cones in Bermuda?
The Jihadis must all be laughing like crazy right now. This is the perfect time for them to attack America.
Perhaps a little “art therapy”?
1. Convict him. 2. Anoint his body liberally with lard (from pigs). 3. Execute him. They executed McVeigh didn’t they? 4. Bury him in a grave sealed with several yards of concrete. Publicize number 2.
Let the Imams and their followers know we condemned one of their would be martyrs to hell.
These folks seem to be motivated by the prospects of endless sex in the afterlife. Perhaps a troupe of patriotic prostitutes would give these guys a reason to continue living and spill their guts. It would also give Obama an excuse to nationalize the world’s oldest profession.
A pass to Disney World oughta do it..
Dunno, they could offer him a pass on bombing something. Maybe there would be some fun on letting him loose on a replica White House with movie prop guns and explosives. Kind of like Mission Impossible.
I can see the deal now: we will send him to Mayo Clinic where he can have a ‘new package’ surgically attached to replace the one he burned off in exchange for information we already know.