This has to be satire, the USPS? Come on, what can brown do for you?
Fact is Indeed Stranger than Fiction
http://ppjg.wordpress.com/2009/12/31/fact-is-indeed-stranger-than-fiction/
“Who better to be in charge of dispensing medical countermeasures to biological weapons because of its capacity for rapid residential delivery.
Hey lets deputize them as Visiting Nurses under the new Obama Health Care Plan and provide syringes too! Thatll get the economy rolling!
Personally I would have chosen FedEx or UPS. My reasoning is that neither of their managements could afford to stuff mail into closets and unused rooms at mail facilities in Waterbury and Wallingford because they dont know how to keep up with such a high volume of mail That might be because their shareholders actually expect them to be profitable. Unlike the USPS which somehow managed to operate in the red to the tune of $68.09 million dollars in 2009 while still raising rates.”