[marsh2]

An hour is a long time - particularly for an oldtimer. If you have to “go” are they going to make you wet your pants?

[Syncro]

Can't wear depends, too easy to conceal explosives.

[Clint Williams]

An hour is a long time - particularly for an oldtimer. If you have to “go” are they going to make you wet your pants?

Just twist toward the window and p*ss on their carpet.

[1_Rain_Drop]

One hour. That’s torture. Even in church one gets to get up, kneel, sit, stand, sing and walk. A sermon in a foreign language would go by faster than that one hour law. Waterboarding takes less time.

[jonrick46]

Um. Maybe there will be a new booming diaper business. That should give a little boost to the economy. Before boarding the airplane, there will be disposable diaper vending machines inside the restrooms for passengers who did not bring their own. Passengers could wear diapers on board the airliner for unscheduled calls of nature.

The airline upholstery industry will have new business which should help to boost the economy. Airliner seating will have to be fitted with waterproof seat covers to prevent leaky diapers from soaking unscheduled calls of nature into the seating. Catch basins will have to be installed under each seat for run off.

The air freshener industry will need to come up with something that will freshen the compartment air saturated with that unmistakable odor that would take paint off a wall.

The toilet manufactures will also have increased business. Airports will need to install bidets for passengers who couldn't make it and would require a sanitary cleanup when back in the terminal.

A disposal fee or course will be charged for each discarded diaper. You use, you lose.

For how to use a bidet link: http://www.wikihow.com/Use-a-Bidet. Of course, expect restrooms awash due to bidet operator error. Send in the cleanup crew—new jobs!

There is money to be made when you can never leave your seat and there is no blanket to keep you from getting cold.

Sorry I didn't give an advance gag alert.