[Slump Tester]

"...no one has raised an eyebrow over Mrs. Obama’s wearing of non-American labels, which include Nina Ricci and Junya Watanabe, and some of the most expensive at that."

Or over how much she looks like a man who shaves his chest:

[Still Thinking]

Oh, my God! What the hell happened to that woman? Looks like she got hit by a bus, knocking her into the top of the ugly tree, from which she fell, striking each and every branch on the way down into the no-poise ravine, where she slid all the way to the bottom.