Message to Congressional Republicans: I would agree to ban Christmas if you actually managed to get your act together enough to actually cut spending.
Message to Congressional Republicans:
1) Small Government works best
2) reform the DAMN tax code
3) Support conservative social issues but don’t insist on Government being involved in our lives,our bodies or our homes.
If we banned Christmas, then maybe Muslims would not set off firecrackers on passenger airplanes on Christmas Day. :)