First thoughts.
The good news is, we found your dad.
The bad news is...
If he is suffering so much “anguish”, why copy the hair cut and goatee?
First thing that crossed my mind. If he had a shave and proper haircut, he'd look like any average joe.
I know I always feel lots better right after I’ve had a haircut.
Hey, it could be worse. He could have found out the Bill Clinton was his daddy.
You would think he would be thrilled he was placed for adoption.....that truly is something to be thankful for.