"Get lost, Mitt. You're the Eddie Haskell of the Republican party." (Finny)
Seriously, I've been a Leave it to Beaver fan since I was a kid because the characters were so real and genuine in their ways. Eddie Haskell was my personal favorite because unlike Mitt Romney, underneath the phony-baloney snow-job ass-kissing smarminess was a kind of pitiful soul who had a certain vulnerability, which is why Wally stayed his friend.
It helped give one a fuller and more compassionate perspective on the real Eddie Haskells that populate every high school. They're harmless when they run for class president and win ... but Pres of the US?
And for Romney, after badmouthing Reagan for so many years, to now be surrounding himself with Reagan's images in order to snow the suckers and rubes ... well, it doesn't get any more Haskell than that.