[Puppage]

Maersk Alabama repels 2nd pirate attack with guns

Guns? Why not a restraining order? (do I need to add sarc here?)

[Dr. Ursus]

I hope the pirates were read their Miranda rights first!

[sig226]

No, you don’t. The full article includes a quote by some moron who thinks that the world should get the state of Somalia to make the pirates stop. I don’t understnad how people can think of things like that without large amounts of hallucinogens.