ROFL!! You owe me a keyboard!
ENOUGH WITH THE LAUGHING! You have inadvertently solved the case!
Connect the dots .....
Geraldo said it was because he might have had a toothache -
Then he bought some candy -
The sugar hits the bad tooth -
And with the enraged cry of “KIT KAT BAR!” he’s off on the rampage.
(How much you wanna bet the final version is about as believable?)