I know what one Marine friend of mine (ret.) is going to say.
“what the heck is this reservist doing in the marines?”
How did this bonehead become a reservist?
"Marakis had performed a blessing of another retired Greek priest in the West Shore area and then accidentally exited Interstate 275 north into downtown Tampa."
That's about 3 miles apart. Let's hope the courts settle it.
On a side note, did you hear the one about the Marine and the Greek Orthodox priest?