A limit of 5 golf balls can be purchased per year and only 1 golf ball can be purchased per month. Buyers name, address, SS#, and handicap shall be recorded at the time of purchase and be forwarded to a federal data base to catch offenders.
Each golfer shall have a GOLO card in their possession at all times, no purchases will be allowed without a GOLO card.
All golf balls shall be stored in a bank vault when not in play. Only a single golf ball shall be in your possession at one time. You loose one, you go to your bank to get another ball.
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This done for the for the women and children.
I can see a future headline: “Golf Increases in Popularity: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest.”
I can see a future headline: “Golf Increases in Popularity: Women and Minorities Hit Hardest.”