First question I would ask:
Will that be HAM or BACON with your breakfast?
Oooops!? Is that torture?
I hope he has hot female nurses changing his diaper.
“Will that be HAM or BACON with your breakfast?”...
For someone who frequented Strip joints regularly (as with the 9-11) terrorists... ham and bacon would be an actual treat... although it’d be perceived as torture....
So if you’re going to feed the guy and get blamed for torture anyway.... how about Draino?