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To: Kaslin

Excellent news.

Hopefully pretty soon, he’ll be well enough that he can be weaned off of pain relievers.

When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers.

Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.


22 posted on 11/09/2009 8:10:02 AM PST by Nervous Tick (Stop dissing drunken sailors! At least they spend their OWN money.)
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To: Nervous Tick
I would take him off the pain relievers now...just saying

Obviously Jack Bauer won't arrive on the scene to save the day & get the information...

..couldn't some creative healthcare worker give him a placebo instead of morphine?

87 posted on 11/09/2009 8:23:43 AM PST by Guenevere (....)
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To: Nervous Tick
When he get to that point, it’s time to begin crushing his teeth one by one with a pair of pliers. Once he gets out of intensive care, we can start working over his nuts with an electric generator.

I like the way you think.

In fact, I think you and I would get along nicely over a few brews one day.

102 posted on 11/09/2009 8:29:21 AM PST by Bloody Sam Roberts (An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.)
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To: Nervous Tick

BTTT


181 posted on 11/09/2009 9:15:29 AM PST by ConservativeMind (I love it every time a criminal dies at the hands of a victim.)
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